Something that made me laugh recently:
**While watching the Cleveland Show, where this girl tried to get 2 boys to sleep with her and they avoid it at all costs**
Boy: No boy at that age would turn that down!?!?
Me: Boys that are die-hard Christians and virgins would. Not everybody are nasty sluts like you & your friends.
Boy: I don't need my friends to run a train!!!!
Me:.........ummm........you need someone...
Boy: No! I hit it, run around, high 5 myself, and hit it again.
Me: That's like...the opposite of a train...
**Later explaining the incident...**
Me: ...Opposite of a train...
Friend: That's not a train! That's a trolley!!!
Boy: What's that supposed to mean?!?!?!? **While looking at his crotch**
Yes, it was epic.
