Sunday, July 29, 2012

K

I don't know if it's just me (and judging by images on facebook, I assume not) but I hate somebody texting "k" to me. Was the "o" too much effort? Did I really not deserve the damn extra letter?
I am understanding of people who are busy and texting, and attempting to let me know they're alright with an idea I have presented via text in a quick and non-interferring way. I am not, however, understanding when you blow my phone up on a regular basis (and you know where I am, why I'm there, and what I'm doing) and show me as little respect to short hand text messages to me.
Had I not text you, I would have found an overwhelming abundance of text conversation "worrying' because I didn't answer, and maybe have even been aroused from my slumber by a phone call to find out why I hadn't responded...

"K" is NOT an acceptable response to:
*I'm going to set you on fire and use your singed skull as an ashtray
*Any question that requires a "yes" or "no"
*Am I taking you to work?
*Are you on your way?
*Did you use my diaphram?
*Why's the rum gone?
*Do I look like your bitch?
*Love you
*The 3rd text saying bye/goodnight/clocking in/etc

If you answer these texts with a "K", I will be inclined to continue to text massive annoying texts (because obviously what I said was interrupting your important activity!) and then promptly respond to anything you say to me in person with "k".

"K" is an acceptable response to:
*On my way
*Wanna do it?
*I forgot
*What letter is after J and before L?